Some update.

Listen, Scott.

...You NEED to call me.

Because I miss you, and we haven't talked for like...nine months now.

See, I could have been carrying your baby all that time.

So call. I miss you.

I actually HAVE been carrying your baby for about a year now. Don't worry, your number has not been given in vain. It just might take a while for me to call, because that's how I am.

603.289.2864

You looked fabulous at Opry Mills for someone who was 11.75 months pregnant. Absolutely Fabulous. (that's a british TV show, a very funny one, by the by)

When you do get around to calling me, don't feel neglected and/or sad if I don't answer on your first try; I spend most of my time working, sleeping, eating, or playing Resident Evil 4/Kingdom Hearts - all of which are uninterruptable activities during which all callers are ignored unless they have a special ringtone, and I don't feel like we're at that point in our relationship just yet.

You should name the baby Krauser, so he won't have any bully trouble growing up.

I remember AbFab . . . I didn't watch it, though. And why thank you.

Krauser it is!

how did you know?! -gasp- i did think you died. whew, glad we got that cleared up haha

well, here's the deal: i havent gotten poison ivy in.. years.. it's been a long time. and anyway, i'm walking through some woords in christiana with just flip flops (because im a po' kid who cant afford shoes) and the next day i have these craters (literally craters) on my achilles tendon. well the craters didn't spread so of course i didn't think it was ivy. turns out it was. and it was probably from chernobyl. damn russians... screwing up nuclear plants..

Hey man. I dig ur kitty pictures . Drop me some comments sometime. We never talk anymore Scotty what happened? Just a passive glance , maybe a mumble. I loves them kittens. Wow, I send reaaaly wierd and freaky on the Internet. Yes I do have the skeletal remains of many hapless young missing women in my basement.

I am dissapointed in you, Scott, you haven't called me all summer! *pout*

Acorns! Acorns, acorns everywhere!

hey kiddo long time no see!!!1

I'm bored, and your busy. Hmmmm.....I'm lazy!